SLUTTY WOMEN

Hank stuck the sign on the edge of the table so that it hung down visible for all to see who ventured through the rec room.

Right beside it hung another.

DEMURE WOMEN

“Roll up, roll up! Never has there been a better time to be a member of the fairer sex.” Hank knew, of course, that women were far too complex to fit so easily into such ( Read more... )

Lew was sure that having an animal seated at the table was bound to not go over well with everyone who rolled in and out of the kitchen that morning, but frankly, he didn't really give a fuck. Anyone who had a big enough issue with it could A) blow him and B) take their raised pinkies over to the nonexistent, uppity fine dining establishment four ( Read more... )

There was one long table of food. There were three movies; the brilliant High School Musical 3, the amazing Indiana Jones and a truly terrifying horror movie. There were numerous bottles of nail varnish in a wide variety of colours. And most importantly there was one birthday girl and her name was Flick, or rather Felicity ( Read more... )

It isn't that Geoffrey actually needs to sew anything. Actually, he could probably go the rest of his life without sewing anything ever again, without so much as picking up a sewing needle. There are a dozen people on the island now with machines that could do this for him in five minutes flat. But fuck it, he's still going to sit here modifying a ( Read more... )

"Bobo! Bobo, slow down!" Coraline yelled loudly as she chased after the illusive Bobo. Jumping over a tree root, Coraline skidded onto the boardwalk and stumbled before running straight down the path towards the beach. Coraline shouted again, watching as the golden coloured Bobo sped towards the water at a quick pace. "No, no, no, no! Don't go in ( Read more... )

Following a mishap with the blender and the quick outfit change that resulted from it, Ashby was back in the kitchen, cooking off the last bit of pancake batter and topping the last of the fruit tarts ( Read more... )

Mid-January, 2011:

"Use my mind," Hank corrected, having never in a million years thought he would be saying that to a woman. "You want to know how men work..." He flourished a hand towards his crotch. "I'm a man." Though the sex would be entirely welcome too.

Before she disappeared, Sally and roomie Hank shared a drunken night in.

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Saffron had been practicing all week, gradually building back up to a normal routine, and by the time Saturday rolled around, she was ready. She was all healed up, and it was time to get back on stage. About gorram time, as far as she was concerned ( Read more... )

"The ice is gonna give!" Cyborg shouts, and it's just a matter of seconds before it happens, the ground in front of them shattering, dropping out from directly under Dr. Light's feet and sending him plummeting down into the icy unknown beneath the surface ( Read more... )

The island had done it again. Whether it was pure chance or benevolence none of them would ever know, but somehow, someway, the place had seen fit to give them all booze again ( Read more... )